Jack Johnson

Hawaiian singer, as well as surf movie director, ex-pro surfer for Quiksilver, and a marijuana smoker <-(not known by many), famous for his acoustic guitar skills, singing voice, and mellow mood songs. You can listen to him while in any mood and he does not have any homosexual roots like some other definers on this site think. He is a great American musician and influences many modern bands.

Jack Johnson smokes weed and his music is fucking amazing.

by ILiveInNewJersey December 24, 2008

Umar Johnson

a pan africanist who will one day open up a mental hospital for coons

Black man: I love white women
Person 2: Be careful before Umar Johnson puts you in his hospital

by Wakawakababyohyehhhh July 11, 2021

Wesley Johnson

A basketball player who tore it up at Syracuse, won Big East Player of the Year and is set to make some noise in the NBA. Plays the 2 or the 3, has a sweet J, can jump out of the gym and crashes the boards on both ends. He also smiles a lot and looks like John Legend.

Wesley Johnson with put back jam!

by buffalo333 July 5, 2010

jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

harry Johnson

A amazing Developer who creates the most amazing apps and is really changing

Did you see that app

Yeah Harry Johnson made it

Yeah it's pretty amazing

by Chris Tsavdaridis May 30, 2013

Creepy Johnson

A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.

Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!

Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."

by Jacqui D November 8, 2006

Johnson

the name of a swag snake

"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

by gh17 September 2, 2011