emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance

emma johnson is a great dancer

by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022

Donaldus Johnson Trumpicus

The full name of the former US President commonly referred to as "Donald J. Trump"

Person 1: Bro what's trump's full name?
Person 2: It's Donaldus Johnson Trumpicus

by SunnyShiki May 29, 2022

archie johnson

a guy with a big dick

u are u an "archie johnson"

by gonover October 5, 2023

Mike Johnson

a generic term for a white man with proto-fascist beliefs and nostalgia for the Antebellum America; the last hope for a Republican party that can be united by nothing other than white nationalism

fuck we still don't have a Speaker of the House.
chill bro they'll just elect a Mike Johnson
wait *which* Mike Johnson, my dude?
that's the beauty of it: any Mike Johnson will do

by uncle fuckbucket October 25, 2023

referenced from Sue Johanson

One of the worlds great historians giving us some tips. (Aka talk sex with Sue Johanson.)

Dude, did you see that last episode of Suzie Talk last night. Sue Johanson fixed my problem."Always use a condom" referenced from Sue Johanson

by jss26 June 2, 2008

Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand

Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.

by Misha1369 September 29, 2009

ewan joseph johnson

He is a Funny, nice, Loving Guy and Loves Puns

Ewan Joseph Johnson is Cool

by MindGaming January 18, 2017