italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive

Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks

by U_Fool July 23, 2006

Italian

Pizza Lover. The only food they eat.

Tony: Yo gimme a slice. Pauly: How about some pizza flavored gatorade?

by Colvin May 9, 2005

Italy

A country where the men are sleazebags and the women are hairer then a pack of apes.

The Africa of Europe. Also the most over rated country on the face of the earth. Hideous language and accent and it has only two things they try to sell to the rest of the world. Cars and pizza. Like, woop dee fucken doo.

Friend: Ready to go to Italy?
Me: *jumps of a cliff*

by AndreaCow December 10, 2006

italian clothes hanger

sexual position where male inserts penis into womans vagina and lifts her up with her legs wraped around him. very hot position!

i wanted to try the italian clothes hanger with my girlfriend but when i went to i found out she was a he.

bitch lets do the italian clothes hanger!XD

by Miranda Hoyt December 15, 2008

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

Italian Bulldog

This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.

That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

ITALIAN

PROS: Gifted. Literate. Very amiable and friendly. Brooklyn accent. The Yankees. New York. Da Vinci and Michaelangelo. The Renaissance. Italians have the most perfect girls in the world. Ferrari. Lamborghini. Nice tan. HELL YEA the best dark slicked hair. HELL YEA the best food, perfect noses, THE MAFIA. Admit it. You love the mob. We got cousin Vinny, uncle Joey. I'd rather be named "Tony" or "Mike" or "Phil" than Al-Muhammad or Simba or Jorge or Shinequa or Tyrese. Football (that's soccer for you idiots). Descendants of the Romans, the most influential people in the history of ever. YOU OTHER W. EUROPEAN JERK-OFFS WOULDNT HAVE THE CULTURES YOU HAVE NOW IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ROMANS. YOU MEHICANS TOO, BROTTAS CUS YOU CAME FROM JA SPANISH. AND EGYPTIANS TOO.

CONS: Don Vito from Viva La Bam (what a disgrace to Italians everywhere).

America is blessed to be filled with Italians! Anyone ever had rigatoni with meat sauce and chopped broccoli in a lemon-vinegar sauce on the side. You gotta try that shit.

by P. Iannuzzo December 28, 2005