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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.
Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
by ah isns July 1, 2024
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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

Also known as ISNS if I didn't mistake any letter. An "international" school where the international vibe is theoretical at best, given the startling absence of actual foreign students. This place is legendary for its makeshift swimming facilities, crafted from a once-leaky ceiling that blessed the gym floor with a pool, hastily covered by a plank of wood thin enough to make a whole PE class contemplate their odds of survival against an unexpected swim lesson. Meanwhile, the math department runs a dictatorship, concocting a curriculum so advanced it might as well be quantum mechanics, ensuring that no outside tutor dares breach its complexity. On a less academic note, the school’s generous hand in distributing astronomically high IB predicted scores could make even the most mediocre student appear like Einstein’s heir—until reality check time hits and universities wish they had a "Reject" button as big as the school's audacity.
Alex: "I heard Jamie got like a 44 on her IB predicted score. How's she handling the real results?"
Casey: "Turns out it was a classic ISNS(International School of Nanshan Shenzhen) boost—she actually scored a 34. Now she’s rethinking her life choices and her school's credibility."
by ah isns July 1, 2024
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