half your age plus 5

The general rule for the adolescent to acceptable dating , and further relations. Generally used by teens and young adults.
Has begun to be used more often in 2013, as it's becoming more socially acceptable.
Half your age plus 5.

Miley: I'm totally going to hook up with tom.
Anna: You're only 14!!!
Miley: It's fine, I've reached pubery, and I'm old enough. And considering the half your age plus 5 rule, it's fine.
Anna: He's 18...
Miley: 1/2(18) = 9 + 5 = 14.
Anna: Ahh makes sense now.

half your age plus 5 by Samoy August 29, 2013

half back option 

lesser of two or more options. the GO TO in a jam. your last resort at the prom.

Well if she dont work out i still have becky as the half back option.

half back option by Brent Donald Johnson October 13, 2006

Half Standard 

A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).

Example 1:

Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.

Example 2:

Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."

Guy 2: En tabarnak

Example 3:

Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."

Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."

Half Standard by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010

half-man 

A British drinking game, usually takes place in a park or at a festival, where toilets are far away. Involves each person drinking 8 pints of beer without urinating throughout; the idea being that there are on average 8 pints of blood in the human body, so after 8 pints of beer without any coming out you're half-man half-beer.

Grab some tins, we're going to Hyde Park to do Half-Man.

half-man by LashCommanderFlash May 2, 2011

Half-Job

A painful, unsatisfying and never ending hand job. This is due to the fact the the girl administering it has no idea what she is doing and it always ends in you saying stop or her giving up.

"Yo dude how was that girl last night"?
"It sucked all I got was a half-job"

Half-Job by FuckYouErik October 29, 2011

half dig

Scottish drug slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey, Sick-Boy, spot us a half dig of Peruvian flake, you know I'm good for it, mate.

half dig by vandawk8 June 23, 2015

Half Decent 

Schrödinger's decent.

Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time

used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..

Shaun: Did you watch that movie I told you about?
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!

Half Decent by wordzlayer November 29, 2019