Manchester Evening News

like the salisbury journal but they do not moan as much. unlike the salisbury journal manchester evening news sometimes play fifa to predict the score between who city and united were playing they sometimes moan about stuff but not as much as salisbury journal

manchester evening news are actually better than salisbury journal

by big fat tubby January 1, 2023

Wickwick Event

A Wickwick Event is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Wickwick Event.

That bitch was so skanky, she didn't even mind that I gave her a Wickwick Event!

by Lappan September 3, 2022

Recordable Event

Any action that users online do that triggers Google's learning systems to record, measure and track.

Examples of Recordable Events include but are not limited to leaving reviews, clicking on business listings, and calling a business from google maps

by lorrinski October 5, 2022

Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 11, 2022

didnt even realize

This is now officially all one word.

Person 1: i mean i didnt even realized it was the bambi face until looking at it for like 5 seconds
Person 1 (again lol): *didnt even realize
Person 2: thats now all one word

by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 16, 2022

Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.

Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."

by New Words for You November 16, 2022

canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023