Dutch Oven

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.

I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?

by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

call of duty 4

The game that made many Halo fans immediately drop playing Halo 3 online for "more realistic" gameplay, in Call of Duty 4. Frequently causes said Halo fans to diss the shit out of it, later crawling back through the doggy door sorrowfully and returning to their beloved Master Chief. Could possibly be replaced by Vegas 2 in terms of Xbox Live fads.

"Halo 3 sucks! Call of Duty 4 owns it."

"You fucking traitor."

by noobtacular April 14, 2008

Dutch Sea Monkey

The act of urinating while in a pool of water (preferably the ocean) while in the personal space of another individual- close enough for the presence of bodily fluid to be noticed.

Applicable to both sexes.

Person 1: Why is the water over here so warm?
Person 2: You've just been dutch sea monkeyed!

by Sassy in the City July 5, 2009

Dutch door

A door, usually a front door, with am upper and a lower half that can be opened aor locked together and seperately.

His girlfriend was waiting for him in the Dutch door, leaning on the lower part while the top half was open.

by Daanweb November 13, 2011

Dutch dildo

when you shit in a condom and freeze it. then you give it to your girlfriend.

yo my bf gave me a dutch dildo for my birthday. it melted after 5 minutes

by SLUTGURL_69 June 18, 2011

Double Dutch Treat

A Double Dutch Treat is a spin off of the Double Dutch Rudder (See Double Dutch Rudder for Definition.) You start with two men performing a Double Dutch Rudder. Then a woman kneels in between the two men and performs oral sex back and fourth between the two men, while they maintain the Double Dutch Rudder. You continue until both men ejaculate in the women’s mouth, giving her a Double Dutch Treat (swallowing is recommended.)

My friend and I were very bored, and decided to try a Double Dutch Rudder. His girl friend came home early from work and caught us. She did not say a word; she walked in, took off all her clothes and started blowing us. We both finished and she swallowed every drop. She then remarked that it was a nice treat! So we all agreed to name it the Double Dutch Treat.

by Goatfinger July 12, 2010

Call Of Duty

Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.

Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:

6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"

Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"

Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"

Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"

Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"

Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????

by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013