Dildo Nick

A man who talks about dildos

Dildo Nick really brought it up

by HG99 May 15, 2021

Dildo Palette

A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.

I carry dildos with my Neon Genesis Evangelion artbook, it's my dildo palette.

by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 17, 2021

Triple Sided Dildo

This has not been invented yet
so heres my mark on it
-Thorn Kinsey

a "triple Sided Dildo"

by nora archymern April 7, 2023

dildo

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.

by JMC70 February 26, 2017

Pippi Dildo

When you're a majestic faggot who drinks Svedka, smoke twistes, and pass out on the floor. You are also the king of the faggots.

His name is Pippi Dildo and he's is king of the faggots

by WAT1111 December 12, 2021

ghost dildo

when you sit down and there is a sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1:ohhhh
guy2:what is it?
guy1:i just got a ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 4, 2022

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025