Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive

Man you always act like a deuce

by Run run June 3, 2021

Deucebag

A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.

Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021

deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them

Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce

by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021

Deuce

Deuce is slang for a big popular rap culture drug called Lean

Aka purple drank, sizzurp, purp, dirty sprite.

Maaayn we sippin on dat deuce shiieeet.

by Ranga gangbanger November 22, 2021

Deuce

Deuce is the social planner. There is never a dull moment around Deuce. He’s never met an enemy. He loves movies about gangsters amd drug dealers.

Hey Deuce… what are we doing tonight?

by Quag November 24, 2021

Deuce Miller

A literal legend birthed by the one and only keith miller

No way! It's Deuce Miller!

by DeuceDogFan69 February 3, 2022