Cartholes

The assholes in the grocery aisle who wont move their carts out of the way.

I tried to get around the people in the supermarket but those cartholes wouldn't move the hell over.

by Kellys Mom April 6, 2017

Carternewsome

A long loud burst of anal gas that smells like the diarrhea of a fat Labrador.

Dude I’m sorry but I just let out a carternewsome.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

carter martin

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.

Carter Martin is amazing.

by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018

Carter Page

A drink also known as a White Russian.

Bartender, I’d like a Carter Page...you know, a White Russian.

by Tamarak February 4, 2018

Cart Cucked

When you have an item in your online cart and many people try to buy the item, so what was in your cart is now gone due to someone else buying the item.

Person 1- Yeah I was really close to buying the Fallout 4 Collectors Edition this weekend.
Person 2- Well what happened?
Person 1- Gamestop fucking Cart Cucked me!

by YungDishwasher February 5, 2018

cart lifter

Someone who takes your stuff and/or shopping cart, typically at Wal-Mart.

Where's my shopping cart?

What happened to my stuff?
The cart lifter at Wal-Mart strikes again!

by worldtraveler007 May 30, 2018

Cartfish

A Cartfish is someone who has a specific face or pose they use whenever they take a selfie or photo. A Cartfish is usually identifiable on social networking and online dating sites by their inability to maintain a continuous and/or meaningful conversation with the opposite sex. Sometimes a cartfish's sole purpose is to engage in a sexual act with the opposite sex but often after their intended target has seen them without their trademark ‘selfie face’ and a quality filter they feel sick.

I found this guy on instagram, but all his pictures look exactly the same.. I reckon his a cartfish

by Aintshit June 14, 2018