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Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.
That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.
by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016
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chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection
My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry
by Funwun69 January 1, 2017
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Caesar

The Roman dictator was assassinated by JoJo Siwa in attempts to gain fame, but she was killed shortly after. 2000 years later she has risen again to reclaim her lost glory.
by Heccing_Normie November 6, 2020
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anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus
Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*
by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011
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Julius Caesar

The most gangster ruler of everyone's favorite Ancient civilization, Rome.
Said to have been killed on the Ides of March (March 15th) by a coup put together by Brutus and Cassius.
And they are now on the bottom layer of hell getting eaten by satan, as said by Dante's Inferno.
Julius Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered"
by Sheldon Jefferson January 26, 2007
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i love cake

A response to someone saying they love you. but it is only used after a long puase and it is said as a question
by Candy October 2, 2003
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cake-sitting

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good
by number25 April 6, 2003
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