cancer

A very irritating person. A person that sticks to you like cancer (the disease) and is highly annoying, pesky and bothersome.

A: Yaar, Prob. ke notes de ga?
B: Sure.
A: Can i have lunch with you too?
B: CANCER NA BUNN !!!

by Sheikhooo August 20, 2008

Head Cancer

Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.

Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.

by Someperson October 10, 2003

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

CancerVsSuicide

He is so inferior to Bubbleman, that it's laughable. Known to masturbate a considerable amount because he'll never get a girlfriend.

CancerVsSuicide is taking way too long to set up his NES review website.

by Bubbleman January 28, 2003

Cancerlicious

A fucking good cigarette......

MMMMM that smoke was cancerlicious.....

by Pimp'in Duck September 30, 2010

Cancer Baby

Tumors that develop in the cervix/ uterus

Guy #1 - Yo you look bummed out, didn't you get any last night?
Guy #2 - Nah man...Trish just got out the hospital, she was having her Cancer Baby removed.
Guy #1 - Shitty bro

by YoNipMao September 27, 2012

Cancer

1.) The disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body.
2.) A toxic, disgusting, annoying, etc. person.

1.) Leukemia is an awful form of cancer.

2.) Seth gives me cancer.

by Pundad June 8, 2016