An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.
Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.
Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.
Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
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The facial expression of guilt you have, when just received a blumkin , (which is receiving a blow job, while taking a shit).
- "Oh Fuck.. please don't tell our mother about you giving me a blumkin..." !!
- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"
- " haha, that's a blumkin face brother"
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Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Retarded ignoramus on the real!
Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!
Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
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