The Beard Rule

The Beard Rule states simply that the ends of a man's hair shall not reach past the tip of his beard -- or his chin if he has no beard -- or he loses his right to the title "man", and instead must be referred to only as "boy".

"Hey, man, you're violating the Beard Rule. Get a hair cut."

by Olaf Gjertsen May 13, 2009

Beamer

An old Northern Irish slang word for when someone goes red with embarrassment.

Matty pulled Moley's shorts down in the middle of PE. He took a pure beamer!

by Bannwhatsit January 20, 2014

Beamin

When you haven't slept for ages and your past the point of tiredness and the party just keep on going.

Jack hasn't slept for 22 hours he's lost his voice and somehow he's still going, oh boi he is beamin

by Sendysquad September 1, 2017

crotch beard

Another term for male pubic hair.

Jim couldn't find his balls because of his crotch beard.

by Sjman March 6, 2009

Wilton Beard

The imprint left on on side of your face after a heavy binge session followed by a long sleep on someones carpet.
(derived from Wilton Carpets)

"Looks like Deano had an uncomfortable kip last night, he had a still had a Wilton Beard when he arrived late at the office today!"

by angry bry March 12, 2009

vampire beard

A beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
They are commonly found on women.

It is closely related to the five-o'-clock shadow.

"You have a beard?"

"Yeah. It only comes out at night."

"You mean like a vampire beard?"

"Yes, exactly."

by the meeshinator May 23, 2010

shit beard

dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.

that kid needs to shave, that's a shit beard.

by Maytawn January 1, 2011