barbeque

when after sex the body temeratures are so high that a piece of shit can bake right on the woman's chest

why go to yo parents barbeque when we be havin one right heah bizach

by The Shalom Shankster April 3, 2003

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

Barbed Wire

A form of fingering a broad when you cross your pointer finger and middle finger and then crossing your ring and pinky and shoving one into the vagina and one in her asshole.

oh yeah i gave shannon that barbed wire last night and she took it like a champ!

by shocker pro May 4, 2010

Babe

1. Term used to describe a good looking woman, usually by men with a rather small IQ;
2. The title of a 1995 movie in which the main character was a talking pig with the same name.

Connect the two above and you get the amount of respect most guys have for women.

1. - Dude, check out the blond babe!
2 Babe: - This is ridiculous, Mom!
Fly: - Nonsense, it's only your first try. But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep, they're inferior.
Babe: - Oh, no they're not.
Fly: - Of course they are. We are their masters, Babe. Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you. (source: IMDB)

by Alinutza March 21, 2008

cuxy babe

It's girls who used to be goth,emo,and punk but decided to change their style.The stores they shop at are Hollister,Aeropostale,Pac Sun,Zumiez,Urban Outfitters,Marshalls,rue 21,forever 21.They buy Hello Kitty,cutesy girly makeup and nail polish,and those little bowtie hair clips all from Hot Topic.They hardly even wear the stuff they buy at Hot Topic.Their style is Preppy and Skateboarder with a touch of glam and Scene.They're sort of girly but they're also sort of punky too.They wear Roxy stuff.They buy tote bags from Pac Sun that are Billabong or Volcom and they wear nice cute blouses with it from the Skater or preppy stores.They wear black nail polish and eyeliner.They like all different types of animal-print in all diffent colors.They love to wear designer scarves from thrift stores.They wear them with an Aeropostale or Hollister T-shirt or hoodie With light-colored ripped jeans and a cute pair of leopard-print flip-flops and their tote bag from the skater store.They often have their toenail polish in a bright funky hot pink when they wear flip-flops.They listen too emo and screamo bands.They dye their hair sandy blonde with tons of blended platinum-blonde highlights and choppy ends.They wear black-framed eye-glasses.The kind that emo people wear.The colors that they wear are blue,pink,purple,black,gray,white,brown,red,and orange.They like guys with Tattoos and piercings.They allways wear expensive silver jewelry.They are Sephora and M.A.C. junkies.They love My Chemical Romance.They are allways quiet.They don't like to be bothered.They are catty towards the girls that they think they are better than.They don't get along good with other girls.They get annoyed easily and roll their eyes alot.They can be really friendly sometimes but they hate just about everybody.They hate idiots and ignorant people.But they do like silly,wierd and wacky people that will entertain them.They can either be straight or secretly bisexual.They hate lesbians.They hate stalkers.They are very spoiled they allways have nice clothes and electronics but they are allways miserable.They cry alot because they hate their parents because they have strict Christian parents that ground them for being sassy and snotty,and kick their asses when they don't do as their told,and don't let them do lot's of things.They like all of The Lion King movies.They prefer hot water showers rather than cold water showers.They take them late at night.They stay in for a really long time,fool around,and dilly dally until their fathers scream at them to get out and get ready for bed.Now let's talk about their child hood.They were allways perfect little angels in front of their parents but behind their parents back they were allways getting into mischeif.If their parents ever found out they would get a time out or a spanking.That's how their life was when they were young.When they reach the age of 9 they become more sassy and rebellious but of course they get into lot's of trouble for it.They get yelled at alot by their parents because they are spoiled brats.

I used to be goth,punk,and emo.Now I'm a cuxy babe who gets straight A's and allways hates idiots and ignorant people and I'm a class leader.I'm a good kid but I'm extremely opinionated.

by Brandi Ryan January 10, 2009

The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus

The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants

by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

Korean Barbeque

Its when you get a girls backdoor SOOOOOO HOT (with a little help from some japanese wasabi sauce) that she wont WOK... SHE'LL RUN

A girls butt... a little hot wasabi(sweet sour barbeque sauce optional) and BAM!Korean Barbeque! If done right she wont be able to WOK!! just make sure you dont dip into the BBQ pit after you do this otherwise you'll be burning too!

by Joe BBQ May 11, 2008