Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 September 18, 2012

Cactus Bat

A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Bat

Basic ass Bitch

That Hoe A Bat

by LuxuryBoy February 13, 2014

the bat girl

When a girl is riding you and she is super wet she lifts her legs up does the splits then you lay all the way back and spin her by grabbing her feet. If preformed right you will become a human Mary go round and will have successfully done the bat girl congrats.

I did the bat girl and a week later I got married it works.

by You Grandmas Escort June 16, 2017

Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions

Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast

by Calibra August 12, 2016

Bat Wing

The booger that gets stuck in the front corner part of your nostril facing inward.

Sarah "Damn it was hard work getting that bat wing out of my nose."
Jillian "Yeah I hate how they stretch across in a triangle shape and make your nose feel all funny."

by SlowLikeHoney August 14, 2008