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army bod

It’s like dad bod but with more knee pain
Dude, ever since getting out of the military, I hate running because of my Army bod. Everything just hurts.
by Not an army guy November 5, 2018
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the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020
Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me
by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024
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marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!
1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!
by Sadman101 September 28, 2018
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army

"omg no is that an army"
"DID SOMEONE SAY BTS??? OMG WHO'S YOUR BIAS? FAVORITE SONG? HOW MUCH MERCH DO YOU OWN?? GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JHOPE WILL MARRY ME SKSKKSKS AND I OOP THEY ARE THE BEST BOYGROUP EVER AND MUCH MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE BEATLES!!!!!!"
by pls no August 26, 2019
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ARMY

ARMY (n.): Slang. A girl who’s unbeatable at keeping high streaks (Snapchat, fitness, study goals, whatever)—because, like a literal army, she’s disciplined, resilient, and thrives under pressure.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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"Bro, she’s got a 1000-day streak with everyone—she’s a total ARMY."

Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."

"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."

"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."

“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”

“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”

“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
by shamsuney December 5, 2024
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Army of Love

The Army of Love offers all-encompassing sensual love – care, desire, sex, and respect – to all those who need it.
"Even the most brutal violence does not seem radical enough in the face of the Army of Love’s complete love."

"Join the Army of Love now!"
by The Completist September 21, 2016
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ARMY

an ARMY is a fan of the boy band BTS.
Person #1: are you an army?
Person #2: yes
by lil_shorty_ November 21, 2020
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