fever sweats

A condition characterized by and inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology is fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in medical residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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allday vagina sweat

Those days when your nether regions appear to have burst a water pipe
todays weather is looking to blame for abnormaly high cases of "allday vagina sweat"
by pseudoef April 27, 2015
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Sweat Juices

Body Juice that comes from armpits
OH no my sweat juices have leaked all over the place
by Starkiller78 October 23, 2022
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sweat chariot

The sweaty anus of someone who has been, or is in the process of being, penetrated by a phalus (referred to as a centurion).
I pounded that sweat chariot last night, my centurian creamed everywhere.
by stusx10 March 9, 2019
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Water Sweat

Also known as condensation; embodies a beverage or item creating a sweat like feeling of water droplets caused by humidity.
Ewww my iced tea has water sweat on it!
by Missoopsiescoops July 12, 2024
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Sweat

Person who lives in his moms basement playing videogames all day and weighs 2 tons.
Daryl the sweat spends all day on videogames only to leave for the bathroom and for the pizza.
by Ibowluhater69 March 21, 2021
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Diesel sweat

1. Someone ripped who can take on any challenge
2. Someone that has immense power
Angelo: yo man DeDot is diesel sweat
Aidan: I know
by Your BFFl August 15, 2014
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