Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock

Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.

by Gingerninja May 29, 2018

Wank Wand

Slang term for a penis

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand

by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013

bags wank

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy

“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”

by K-nicks October 21, 2019

Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.

Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

Rogue Wank

You've prepared meticulously, however the mess escapes the meticulously pre prepared materials sock, tissue etc

Sorry babe I'm going to be running late just had a rogue wank and have to clean it up

by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019