turkey waffle

Vagina with extra skin

I hit that loose turkey waffle

by pooknboi November 18, 2014

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.

Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!

by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

turkey bastin' it

The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.

"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."

by kkkkkkcccc September 3, 2014

turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs

Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.

by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015

Turkey Paralysis

Normally experienced after Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinners. A person experiences turkey paralysis after they have consumed an excessive amount of food. This ultimately leads the body into a state of paralysis from being so full and the rest of the evening is normally spent being unable to move on the couch.

Ryan: "How was your Christmas dinner last night?"
Cody: "Way too much food... I entered a state of turkey paralysis. I couldn't move after dinner."

by CP1991 April 4, 2016

Turkey farm

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016