tokes mcgoats

when you're totally ready to get high

hey man you wanna go get twisted?
dudeee tokes mcgoats!

by marty muncher August 11, 2010

toked off

Whenever one high person is upset by the actions of another high person.

most common in angry stoners!!

bryce: go get me some chips
jon: No dude you'll get fat
bryce: please
jon: no
bryce: i'm so toked off

by jony243532 March 1, 2011

Tokeblocker

Someone that makes you laugh while toking- causing you to spew and cough out your beautiful billowing hit without getting it's full benefit.

Johnny: (Puff, Puff)
Rick: "Hey dude, I dreamed I fisted a unicorn last night"
Johnny: (Cough, Cough, Spew) "Shutup! You freakin Tokeblocker!"

by HotBetty February 3, 2012

tokyo mandarin

The act of a male giving a female oral sex, while said female evacuates fecal-matter from her rectum.

she shoved me into the girls bathroom, and i gave her a Tokyo Mandarin .

by orebs January 22, 2018

token-sucking

An unappetizing ploy used by the desperate to retrieve subway tokens that had already been inserted into the turn stile token slot. Practitioners jammed the inside of several coin slots with gum beforehand, and then waited for riders to insert tokens which--now jammed -- failed to grant them passage.. Customers would sometimes put in several tokens before giving up. Once alone, the token sucker put her mouth over the slot and sucked the coin(s) out. The tokens were then used to ride the subway or, more often, sold at cost to strangers or fencers for slightly less than their value. The practice, which drew attention (and disgust) in the New York City subway, ended with the discontinuation of tokens in 2003.

Wilkins had the most lucrative day of token-sucking in the history of 42nd street; over ten hours, using 40 strips of well-chewed gum, he sucked out more than 100 tokens, enough to get everyone living under the bridge high for the whole weekend.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018

tokyo bar

the glorious union of bad music, warm beers and everyone you've ever wheeled

"where are you going Thursday?"
"is that even a question?"
"right. see you at tokyo bar"

by 1234hithere November 19, 2018

Tokengoat

A complete burden to your friends and family.

Jeez... You're such a Tokengoat.

by Deschanel69xXx March 23, 2019