Losing side of a threesome

When you watch some dude blow his load all over your girl, she goes to the bathroom to clean up, and you look down at yourself getting smaller and realize that just like that, playtime's over.

No one wants to be on the losing side of a threesome.

by Jim Moran August 31, 2017

Three bang

The second raise in limit texas hold-em.

I should three bang for value.

by llayners January 2, 2007

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

threepay

A top rug (i.e. hairhat or cheater slick) which is at least one and one-half as dense and stiffer than any toupee'.

Kimberly: "Is that his hair or a toupee'?"

Susan: "That's no two pay. That shit is threepay!"

by Intercool July 15, 2009

three corner dick duster

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

by jaegerdon September 27, 2009

Three quad rod

A three quad rod is 3/4 of an erection, when there's no hiding it, but it isn't quite ready for action yet.

Your penis isn't soft, isn't hard, and is hanging at about 8 o'clock.

I couldn't stand up in class today as my three quad rod was pitching a tent in my pants.

by gbn1973 December 10, 2009

three cheese alfredo

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.

Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!

by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010