Jake Paul

This is the ultimate insult for a scum bag , anyone who acts scummy can be addressed by this to make them regret their behaviour and the words they use

Person 1: I can beat anyone , be it Connor Mcgregor or anybody.

Person 2: shut up JAKE PAUL

Person 1: *regrets and sheds tears*

by Oxford Dictionary Pass Out December 5, 2020

Jake Paul

Some motherfucker who ruined the music and then ruined boxing.

That Jake Paul mothafucka is ruining everything like c’mon bruh

by Kidswillbekids October 13, 2021

Half-jaked

Partially drunk, the stage between tipsy and sozzled. Still able to function but may not make wise decisions.

A: Did you give that munter your number last night?

B: Aye man, a wiz half-jaked.

by Alibali September 4, 2013

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

jake-ified

To attempt to make yourself look good on the internet, while making yourself look like a moron.

Jake: I made 'jake-ified' mean something awesome.
Everyone else: No, you made it mean something idiotic.

by VoiceoftheEclipse October 31, 2011