tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

go-tard

A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.

Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!

by Shady June 12, 2004

Glee-tard

One with special needs that sings and is a part of your school choir.

Glee-Tard glee retard singer special

by Trev-DaddyC December 14, 2012

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

He-tard

A cross between he-man and a retard. something retarded on epic proportions

(wilst driving) that moron just cut me up and then crashed. what a he-tard...

by blackproton November 15, 2009

smurrt-tard

Someone too smart for his/her own safetly

That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...

by Erty April 18, 2008

full-on tard

Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.

Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.

by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008