/b/tard 

A play on the word "Retard" and the /b/ (random) page of 4Chan. It is commonly used as a name for someone who specifically browses and posts on /b/. It can also be used to start a "Greentext" which is a short story that normally is funny or interesting.

How it would be used in a Greentext: "Good morning fellow /b/tards."

someone: "wow Thomas is such a /b/tard all he does is look at random all day."

/b/tard by ThCtzer August 1, 2018

Noes tard 

When you walk past a yoni and the fish smell makes you throw up . It’s also when you walk in a room and you see yoni and another man cumming in each others buttholes

Damn that noes tard makes my head hurt.
I just saw noes tard again, I wish I could pop my eye balls out.

Noes tard by Fartface21 January 3, 2019

Credit Tard

A person that uses one credit card to pay on another credit card.

I am guilty of being a Credit Tard.

Credit Tard by PoolGuyMr7 April 15, 2019

Gift Tard 

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

Gift Tard by Bwooood May 31, 2019

e-Tard 

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.

Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"

e-Tard by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019

Lard Tard 

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

Lard Tard by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Fuck Tard 

A person who is both a “Fuck” and a “Tard” or a person who is a dumb stupid little piece of fart brained no good pimple pincher dick wad.

“Hey Jessie, do you have the homework?”
“I have a boyfriend!!!!”
“Wow, your a fuck Tard.”

Fuck Tard by PadricoBarnes September 8, 2019