The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):
1. Celebrate.
2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.
3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)
4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)
5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
1. Celebrate.
2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.
3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)
4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)
5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"
Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
Person 2: "Why 5?"
Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021
Get the Christmas Rulesmug. You said “mob rule” about such a magnitude of peaceful demonstrations, but Mr. President, you are only describing your own administration’s attempts to silence and subvert free speech.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2018
Get the mob rulemug. In situations in which a temporary set of rules are necessary, Rule 13 shall always be "No one shall say bad things about another person". In addition to establishing a standard level of civility, it also forces the situation to have a minimum level of structure by requiring at least 12 other rules be created.
Person A: "You're such a tool, Person B."
Person B: "Hey, Rule 13, jackass!"
Person M: "Rule 13 times two..."
Person B: "Hey, Rule 13, jackass!"
Person M: "Rule 13 times two..."
by T. S. Hogdahl II September 28, 2009
Get the Rule 13mug. Referencing the film "Georgia Rule", starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda, using Georgia Rule makes the statement made by the user unquestionable. Can also overrule other calls, such as "Shutgun", or "I call---"
by Al Fallick July 12, 2007
Get the Georgia Rulemug. by Cereal KiIIer June 22, 2010
Get the Rule 38mug. I smell pussy,is that u Ja rule?
by gabby December 18, 2003
Get the Ja Rulemug. Woman: im going to be pooh beat for halloween what are you going to be?
Woman 2: slutty pooh bear, because everything has a slutty halloween costume its rule 11 didnt you know?
Woman 2: slutty pooh bear, because everything has a slutty halloween costume its rule 11 didnt you know?
by Tinipenguin August 30, 2015
Get the Rule 11mug.