Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.

(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.

by Miltalie November 16, 2023

Spitting knowledge

Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.

Dam bro, you spitting knowledge.

by VladdiDaddi December 4, 2023

shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023

Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off

Give yourself a spitting sally

by ashman2 March 11, 2024

Swatting

The act of cumming in someone’s ear, then placing a strawberry in it, and proceeding to blend it into a smoothie. Pour it in a nice chilled glass and consume.

Swatting is my favorite way to get my vitamins in.

by Troxxerman April 30, 2024