Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

you surprise my sneakers

having the same relation each toward the other; to duplicate or repeat the action or statement of.

you surprise my sneakers.

by ChrisTopher Stoner January 25, 2011

Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.

Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!

by Baby Box January 27, 2011

German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity

"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"

by Porkey hog December 26, 2013

sunrise surprise

when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.

Thelma got a sunrise surprise when she woke up next to her boyfriend.

by fuzzyfats January 8, 2015

Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016