The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009
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When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011
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I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
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