Passive Suicide 

An act of intentionally killing oneself without active effort.

Travis committed passive suicide by not taking his life-saving medicine.

Passive Suicide by Michael Hayes July 12, 2008

Zui Suicide 

5'0 tiny suicide girl, lauren watts started a website when she was 14 to post n00dz of herself.Slowly developped a fanbase, joined suicide girls. Got beat up in high school for dating girls. now works on trashylife with audrey kitching, posts her phone number for fans to talk.

Tyler is jelous of Zui Suicide's photographers.

Zui Suicide by agagaga November 6, 2006

crop dust suicide 

When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!

I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!

crop dust suicide by Bigrow October 13, 2016

Failed Suicide 

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.

Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.

Failed Suicide by boshmi May 8, 2018

homicide suicide blowjob 

A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.

"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"

homicide suicide blowjob by CommanderM February 21, 2015

National Suicide Mouse Day 

National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.

If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)

National Suicide Mouse Day by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016

business-suicide 

Objective, to everyone but you, mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources

If you're about to commit business-suicide, please get help before it's too late.

business-suicide by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2017