Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma

My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.

by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024

Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!

My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!

by Hiking Duo August 10, 2024

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Cleveland Steamer

When you beat your kids black and blue because because their retarded

Dad gave me a Cleveland Steamer getting off the short bus

by FrostyDaDopeMan February 16, 2024

Chase Steamer

The act of someone named Chase taking a large shit while cleansing their body in the shower. Can be done single, or with a partner.

I just took a Chase Steamer with my girlfriend, she kept complaining about the smell.

by Big Johnson-69 February 24, 2024

LP Steamer

When you engage in casual sex with a Baltimorean and they hit you upside the head with a crab cracker, leave a steamy dump on your chest, and season you with old bay.

Met this girl at Ottobar who took me to LP Steamers, I had to take 3 showers to get rid of the smell!

by lpsteamer March 12, 2024

Tortilla steamer

While during inter course the male will defecate inside the female vagina

Jimmy gave Sarah the tortilla steamer…

by Juan hungg l0 March 17, 2024