Your Son

No I didn't want anything to happen to your son but I knew Jordan was reading it and I knew you all would be talking about it off camera but I also knew that if you read enough of it you would see that the case I am making isn't all that incoherent and yes I'm obviously being a glib asshole about it but you have to (on some level) see that even I shouldn't have to live like this or debase myself by aquiessing to your attempt to condition my release from a situation I described as hell.

Hym "And I've already threatened your kids. I can't undo that but then to try to translate that into me having to do everything thing I said I don't want to do to while simultaneously ignoring everything else I said is exactly why this isn't going well. So no I was not 'TRYING TO DO IT TO YOUR SON' Meg. This is what would have happened to him IN MY ABSENCE, Meg. What good are my family to me like this? I mean, shit! If you weren't going to do anything about it you could have at LEAST let ME out so I could do something about it myself."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

Son of Netflix

Son of Netflix is the nickname given to South Korean actor, Song Kang, by fans since his filmography is almost entirely made up of Netflix Originals. As of 19 February, Song Kang acknowledged this title on The Swoon's Youtube Channel

A : is Song Kang starring in another Netflix original K-drama?

B : yup! almost as if he's Son of Netflix.

by eli laraseh February 18, 2022

Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.

ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son

by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

sonned

Indicates that SOMEONE has fucked someone else and got a son out of it. Not to mistake with To Doughter

A: "Did you know that shakespear SONNED just one time?"
B: "No! So he actually doughtered 2 times? Amazing!"

by NeekoKun02 September 27, 2023

sexy son

A very attractive man, in particular, one whose physical traits indicate a high biological fitness.

(From R. A. Fisher's sexy son hypothesis.)

"You should come to the party tonight, I heard there'll be a lot of sexy sons there."

"Damn, you are the sexiest son I've ever laid my eyes on."

by ASexySon June 4, 2022