Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simeon

A type of guy who would dance at a wedding with anmol.

His motto is: "if it isnt a tranny, i aint fuckin"

You ask him a question and he will chat shit about motivation.

"yo today i feel like shit, i feel like simeon"

"Yo i cant be arsed for a simeon right now"

by Guv dhillon November 26, 2018

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

Simon

Hes a pretty cool guy

Simon is Simon

by DownLoode February 13, 2019

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simon

Simon is very mensig dampar på alla loves horses and carrot and he kallas för stallpojken he can’t say ”S” because he läspar stackarn. Sssssnoken wailly sssss ÄSSS

Ni har bara gjort de kör de

Ssssssimon

by Snoken simpan March 23, 2019

Simon Simunek

A son of the sun. Be careful, you might get burnt!

Boy: Hi.
Simon: I´m Simon Simunek
Boy gets burnt

by Popbal March 24, 2019