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Simon
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Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for
something
with his obnoxiousness and
antipathy
for children cough small
penis cough
Oh my god
he’s tiny I bet
twenty
quid he’s
called
simon
Simon
by
YcaUAD
March 16, 2019
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