Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011

Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you

My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!

by smutty81 April 16, 2015

go take a shower

the act of taking a shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020

shnerples

takes place of all offencive words

go get a shnerples up ya

shnerples off

by splah June 16, 2003

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 7, 2004

Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

by the 5 footer December 28, 2019

Cock shiner.

One who shows pleasure in sucking someones cock!

Nigel Rose. Australia. Victoria.

by BTG June 25, 2003