2 definitions by Diabeticus

Crapper

Advanced martial arts technique in which the assailant strikes the victim in the abdomen with enough force to cause the victim to lose control of his or her bowels.

Some douche at the bar was hitting on John's girlfriend, so John gave him a crapper.

by Diabeticus January 4, 2011

Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011