Shakespear

A spear that shakes. What else does it mean, you stupid fuck?

Look at my shakespear, it's trembling with fear

by Dynaeras June 19, 2014

midnight shake down

when your copulating with a dead hooker in the anus, then pick up the dead hooker and shake out all of her fecal matter over yourself(fecal matter falls out when you die). The act is most enjoyable at midnight.

I did the midnight shake down on the dead hooker i picked up in the dumpster behind mcdonalds last night.

by brian of eastern europe June 11, 2006

shake and break

shaking hands and ending a friendship or relationship cleanly on good terms; agreeing that the friendship or relationship is over and both parties agree to behave professionally in the future; both parties agreeing to remain amicable at the end of a friendship or relationship

She offered him a shake and break when it became clear they could no longer be friends, but he refused. He brooded for weeks while she went on with her life.

IMQueen: it was shake and break and adios
WiseWan: its better this way, hun
IMQueen: i know but it hurts
WiseWan: and it will for a while, but you'll be able to see him on the street without spazing now. who's next on your list?

by MedievalWriter January 8, 2009

For Christmas Shakes

a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation

A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"

by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011

kief-shake

When you have a bag of weed, the last bits of it are known as shake. But if you have high quality weed, the shake will be very kiefy, hence the word kief-shake.

After finishing that beautiful 1/8 oz of Purple Kush, I rolled a fat joint with the kief-shake, and got really really really really high.

by nirvana4lf March 13, 2008

salt shaker

an old mans dick!

your grandapa has a salt shaker!

by BLUE DOBBER! January 23, 2011

Dick Shake

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

by Wee Machine October 6, 2004