September 12th

September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.

Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"

by Chicken,nugget September 10, 2018

september 1st

Only the barest bitches are born on september 1st. If you’re born on september 16th ur wack asf

“wow ur born september 1st”

“yes ma’am”

“your fun”

by papaida October 25, 2019

September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 1, 2020

September 7

The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.

He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.

by Big daddy 550 October 22, 2020

September 8th National give head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's September 8th national give head day
Oh keep going then

by Million.dollar.pussay September 6, 2021

september 10

National choke on a dick day

Its September 10th, time to choke on my bf's dick

by Suckalottadick May 25, 2018

September 17th

Today is the day when you can slap anyones ass and they can not say nothin about it and cannot complain. And if they do they have to kiss ur ass.

Justice: "slaps ass"
Huge dude with mucles: Aye wtf man!!
Justice: Its September 17th mf kiss my ass!!!

by the nerd with a turd May 1, 2020