secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.

Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!

by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011

Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).

In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.

by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011

secret skin

foreskin.

"Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."

by myylkdog July 19, 2012

Secarate

A type of martial arts practiced in secret.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, wanna meet up on Saturday?
Person 2: Sorry person 1, I have my secarate lesson. But don't tell anyone, it is supposed to be a secret...

by the-one-you-sit-next-to-in-cla February 14, 2012

Secret Hot Body

Secret Hot Body

Yoghurt nature 2-3 tbs.(Gippland brand Good test for me)
Soy milk 300 ml.
Lemon 1/2 fruit (Juice)
Honey 1/2 tbt.(I not use but if u like a bit sweet u can)

Put all together in bottle shake and drink every day(If u constipation this's good for u to drink in the morning).
.It will clean your interstine(Fat)

Rule: Must not drink after 2 pm.because will make you fat
and u must not eat food after 6pm.(^_^)

Secret Hot Body

Up there(^_^)

by Hot Quality Package. November 11, 2011

Secret sleeper

Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol and suddenly leaves the room or party to pass out without notice.

That Luther is always a secret sleeper, disappearing in the middle of the party.

by Modkrew16 December 28, 2013

secret_v

A woman who secretly hides her "V", cross dressing to look male, even going as far as stuffing to appear to have male apparatus.

Look at that dude, there's is no way he's not a secret_v!

by secret_v January 15, 2014