scratch

Scratch is a coding website with an extremely strict filter due to the population being mainly 8-year olds.

"Hey, bro, whatchu doing?"
"I'm on Scratch"
"Ew that site is for little kids"
"Ok, well if you have the chance find my profile. The username's griffpatch, I have coded extremely advanced platformers, multiplayer games, and more. But I guess I'm just a little kid."

by lavendersnail February 8, 2023

Scronch

A kind of squishy crunch, usually a sound that organic life with skeletons make when being crushed.

Person 1: I hated the scronch sound I heard when I accidentally ran over a squirrel.
Person 2: I cringe so much just imagining it.

by AstralightSky February 26, 2023

Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix’

We’re so compatible in so many ways and we’re just scratching the service

by AustralianLinguist March 2, 2023

Scratch and sniff

When you get a hand job and they scratch your dick

Dude he got the scratch and sniff and he still feels it 2 weeks later.

by Curlycracker November 5, 2022

Scratch.mit.edu

A block-coding website for all ages. However, the goddamn Scratch Team keeps banning people who say "damn". They don't give a shit about inappropriate crap. This is basically all of the users:

F4f kids, warrior cat kids, art thieves, the advertiser, the unoriginal platformer guy, the unoriginal animator, the spammer, and the attention seeker. all sorts of wack.

New Scratcher: Dang, this is cool!
F4F kids : f4f please please PLEASE!!
warrior cat kids: MY OC IS BRIGHTFIRE!!! PLEASE JOIN CLAN!!
Art thieves : look at my beautiful art! (It's just a painting made by Leonardo da vinci)
The advertiser: please join game! scratch.mit.edu/projects/6969696969
The unoriginal platformer guy: Play my unoriginal platformer that has THE FUCKING CUBE AGAIN!!
The unoriginal animator: Look at my totally original oc! And my animation is about being sick!!

The attention seeker: Mr beast is a drug dealer!

by Peter Griffin tells the truth November 15, 2022

Scrunching

When a full grown man folds up his underwear into a g string and takes pics of himself and than slides into girls DMs with the pics.

Oh my god I drank too much whiskey last night and was scrunching hard. Please don't tell anyone I sent you scrunch pics!!!

by Blonde menas November 19, 2022

Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.

That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.

by tealover13 April 11, 2023