Stevened

Tearing your anus while doing a neat stunt/trick.

Did you see how he landed on that fence. Definitely stevened himself.

by Terrance their tearer March 1, 2020

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A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing

Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.

by LiliWhite March 9, 2020

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Steven

The type of guy who no life mw and think their godly no cap a lot

Me: that guy a Steven bro for real
Steven : deadass tho

by Fr man March 21, 2020

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Steven

The male version of a Karen, not to be confused with a Steve. Steves are nicer guys who don't call themselves by their full name, where Stevens are mean and annoying enough to call themselves by their full name.

"stop attacking me"
"ugh you are such a Steven"

by ChocolateLover7364 September 7, 2020

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steven forbes

The chillest person in the world. Has the most game and swag out of all of the squad and stays giving your mom the D

Man you swaggin like steven forbes

by krakerjak October 5, 2020

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Steven

Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again

NEVER TRUST A STEVEN

Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason

Girl #2 : What was his name?

Girl #1 : It’s Steven

Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense

by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020

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