A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
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