The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you

by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014

3 Second Weed Rule

Hold your pot smoke for 3 seconds and exhale, because science bitches. According to Steve Liebke’s 2001 ‘A Cannabis User’s Harm Reduction Handbook,’ “Take small, shallow tokes or pulls. About 95% of THC in cannabis smoke is absorbed in the first few seconds so breath holding is quite pointless. All it really achieves is a far greater amount of tar being deposited in the lungs.”

Dude puff pass pass, your harshing the 3 Second Weed Rule noobie.

by bostonjerk June 5, 2014

Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.

"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache

by desperryado October 3, 2005

Ja-rule

Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti

Ja-Rule, a real wanksta

by G-UnitSoldier December 26, 2005

Exclamation mark rule

The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.

Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule

by Urban Jew January 17, 2010

Rule 48

No matter what it is, it WILL be on the internet at least two weeks before it is released to the public

Person 1: Dude, I can't wait for Rock Band Unplugged to come out!

Person 2: Dude, Rule 48, just get it from The Pirate Bay.

by estemshorn June 1, 2009

Rule 17

Rule 17
always make sure they're dead

"ah that mother fucker shot me, already put a fucking clip in that asshole"
"Rule 17....fool shoulda made sure that bihotch was dead "

by Jdawgthecool April 23, 2009