Russian Picnic

Take sprats and pickled cabbage and put it on dark bread; open a bottle of vodka. If you eat sprats and pickled cabbage on dark bread, follow it with vodka, and fucking love it, you're having a russian picnic.

When you've had enough russian picnics, you might start having the urge to beat people with a fish (effective for social control and rehabilitation).

by killthekraut August 22, 2009

Russian shit

When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.

That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.

by gavsdaddy December 29, 2010

russoniello

the art sucking a women's breasts and vagina and having intercourse and making out afterwords

Way to pull a full russoniello on that girl last night

by Brinasourus April 8, 2011

Rustic Fuzz

The texture of an old man's beard when it's coated thoroughly with the seminal fluid of several men. Usually found on homeless men that turn tricks to buy booze.

That old bum has gross rustic fuzz.

by RFjord March 1, 2011

rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.

Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!

by Herman Mung Ster October 21, 2011

Russian business suit

Adidas track suit

An Adidas track suit also known as a Russian business suit

by Discount buddy September 6, 2013

Russian Lottery

It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.

Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .

by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016