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retard

A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.
Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
by Thane olausen-walker October 12, 2008
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retard

Someone who lacks the abilities of cognitive reasoning, astract thinking, and rational thought.
That dumb whore who called George H. W. Bush a retard for winning the 2004 election is in fact, THE RETARD.

Liberals.

People who don't like guns and alcohol.
by Skip Merkin March 4, 2007
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retard strength

The abnormal strength a mild mannered person gets when pushed to the edge of insanity. Similar to 3 stooges Curly listening to Larry play the violin and going nuts.
Did you see Tom go crazy on Bill? That was so unlike him, he must have been so mad he got retard strength and put Bill in the hospital
by formfeeder October 13, 2006
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Retard

A person that is stupid enough to look up retard in the dictionary...
Hey that guy called me a retard for looking up retard in the dictionary! Just cause i have the IQ of a cereal box doesn't mean i dont have feelings, just means i dont like milk...
by I Am The Omega May 28, 2008
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Retard Awesome

When something is so epic and amazing that you loose yourself to the awesomeness, becoming as excited as a 'retard', when they jump up and down and their hands are flailing all about and such.
The concert was retard awesome, when the stobe hit and the pyro's went off, I was a slave to the music, the excitement overtook me.
by Shadow635 December 26, 2010
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autist retard

A term that is used to define only the most obstinate and pigeonheaded people- this should only be used on the internet in a memeish fashion due to the lack of evidence suggesting the existence of real "autist retards."
"Martin Shrekli really educated those autist retards."
by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017
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reta

reta means your are retarted
will you shut up you reta.
by josh smith May 13, 2005
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