Abso-posi-lutely

Absolutely + Positively-> Abso-posi-lutely
(If you use this word often, you either have a large vocabulary OR you're just Redd White from Bluecorp. Just don't say this word in front of Phoenix Wright unless you want to undergo some serious cross-examination.)

"I am abso-posi-lutely perfect! End of story."

by MissREdRosette121 May 11, 2023

Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

by DaExplosion August 28, 2023

Live Positive

Phrase found amongst HIV+ people in the UK, who choose to embrace life and positivity rather than spiral into suicidal thoughts and depression

I choose to Live Positive, its a disease, not a death sentance.

by Tryagainguy1234 July 25, 2024

Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

Gefimcious Positioning

strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.

root words Gefea Inimi

The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals

Allowing them to win the civil war later.

by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023