pounding the conch!

too have over the top intense sex at inapropriate times

hey dave wheres jay oh hes pounding the conch!

hey dude u goin to that party tonight i hear its prime for conch pounding

dude u look depressed as hell i think sum1 needs to pound the conch!

by ROB_4D July 5, 2009

ass pounded

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass

that twink was totally ass pounded!!!

by cooperrrr February 7, 2014

Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag

A man who has honed the art of making women cum.

Seth: I would be psyched if some girl complemented me on my dick giving abilities.
Evan: Well go ask Will. He's the Iron Chef Of Pounding Vag I'm sure he could give you a couple hints on how to plow a slam piece.

by Willup B February 21, 2011

pork pounder

A fat fucker, chubby chaser, someone who fucks fat women.

John is a closet pork pounder.

by shazizzle April 8, 2003

Pondgasm

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.

MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch

by pond_luva September 24, 2009

vanity pounds

The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."

"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."

by richard bullard barnes November 23, 2007

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022