porkogomy

When a savage Jew is fanging zesty bant

Wow, Matthew what porkogomy!

by porkypork May 18, 2016

porklife

The lifestyle of fat people. It suggests that they eat a lot of food.

"You should cut down on your porklife, mate; get some exercise!"

by WeirdEars November 4, 2011

porkfatrules!

a combination of the words "pork", "fat", and "rules" spoken in a rapid manner all at once to express your love for bacon. because everything is better when bacon is involved.

waiter: "Would you care for bacon on that cheese burger today?"
guest: "But of course, PORKFATRULES!"

by a comedic broad October 20, 2009

Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Porkathon

A marathon sex session

James: 'Hi Oscar, what did you get up to at the weekend?'

Oscar: 'I went to New York to shag this girl I know'

James: 'I bet that was a real Porkathon'

by Wigmire January 27, 2011

porkyman

Pokémon porn, but in a different name.

"Porkyman is my favorite porn genre"

by Internetguy2002 November 11, 2017

porkaround

In software programming, a workaround which is an extremely "dirty" solution to a bug, like a pork did it. Usually done as a "temporary" solution while a better one is found, but everyone knows that it will stay there for eternity. The programmer who did it is usually ashamed of what he was forced to do, but in a way he's also proud.

Programmer: Hey, I got a solution for that problem! It's a bit of a porkaround, but I couldn't think of anything more elegant.

Project Manager: OK, it will have to do for now.

by work was invented by a jerk July 1, 2020