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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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Pole brother

A person whomst you share a sex partner with.
Alternatively: Two people who have had sex with the same person
If you also fuck Karen, we’ll become pole brothers.
Alternatively: Did you hear that Isaac and John are pole brothers? They’ve both pounded Hilary!
by natermater November 18, 2020
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pole boy

used to refer to summon who has hit a pole accidentally in the game jujutsu shenanigans.
it originates from the YouTuber justyami hitting a pole during a fight in the game and it Went viral.
sam: oh no he hit the pole.
john: he's a pole boy!
by anonymous July 7, 2024
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Smelly Pole

A smelly Pole is a person who has Polish heritage, they often have thick accents and get made fun of for a long pointy nose as part of their facial features, they often have thinning hair and get told about their balding quite a bit, this annoys them.
"Hey, smelly Pole get over here"
"My hair isn't that thin (said with very thick Polish accent)
by Big man Frank August 19, 2022
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pole waxer

Boy: man I need a good pole waxing
Girl: I would love to be ur pole waxer
by John9872640163 March 12, 2014
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Lewis pole

A sexual predator of the jungle with a very loud bird call
by anonymous September 30, 2023
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Space poles

"Don't you even know your best friends belief system?? Space poles Sam "
by faqxnoz August 4, 2024
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