Penis injections

When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.

Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

penuck

A Mj who really like ducks, The king of all ducks, sucks on duck tities, lick duck assholes and clean there butts after pooping out a duck egg

Wow is that a penuck? hes cleaning out my wifes butthole

by ditionary September 9, 2022

penthouselivin

A rapper named Koby calls himself PentHouseLivin

Ex: “I remember back then they didn’t even know my name, now I’m penthouselivin & I’m coolin with da gang”

Ex: “yeah I’m at da top, I’m penthouselivin gotta keep me a Glock”

by User719 December 14, 2022

Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

seriously penny

A phrase used in south dublin whenever one needs to express shock , surprise , a dramatic expression , can also be said out of nowhere to surprise your friends

person#1: No like he said all this to me and then I knew he wasn’t the one

person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY

...
person #1: seriously penny ??
person #2: SERIOUSLY PENNY!!

by bouffbaby69 May 1, 2019

vegan penis

the yummiest thing alive

mmmm ryleigh have you tasted his vegan penis?

by vegan penis daddy April 14, 2019

sour penis syndrome

It is a debilitating condition that affects some of the population. If your penis tastes sour then you have the sour penis syndrome. Most people with the sour penis syndrome do not realise it, but subconciously are extra grouchy because they know nobody will suck such a sour penis. Do not try to suck a penis of someone with sour penis syndronem, it is very sour and you will regret it for days. You cannot cure the sour penis syndrome but some topical treatment with sweet condiments may temporarily allow others to suck on the sour penis without too much hassle, a few seconds at a time. It is not recommended to do this often with the same partner because they can get fat from all the sugar.

- Jeez, Fred's really bein a dick to me today
- Take it easy on him, he has the sour penis syndrome
- Aww man, that's horrible

- Shit, the doc's saying I've got the sour penis syndrome

by htmlcoderexe April 20, 2020