patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome

"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"

by hphphp November 25, 2009

patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important

Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!

by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010

pattyfatty

A woman who's really fat usually with chubby hands. One who has no control over her diet problems.

"This one here is a pattyfatty she crushes anything in her hands"

by Bbuns January 29, 2015

pattric

Pattric is agressive and compettive at everything he does.pattric will steal you from your boyfriend,not because of his looks,but his personality .pattric always has a way to make you smile.and no matter what pattric did or said about you,you cant let him go no matter how hard you try. Pattric is a one of a kind. Youre lucky if you have him in your life

"Omg! Look its pattric"

by pattric August 15, 2016

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.

Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.

by Eoin July 11, 2016

Pattlin

Sleeping area, where one puts covers on the floor or couch to make a replica of a comfortable bed. Similar to a sleeping bag but it's not a bag.

I made a pattlin on the floor of my best friend's room when I slept over.

by Gbaby2345 July 23, 2017

Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.

"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"

by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017