open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

by Sexydimma April 5, 2015

Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

kicked open pomegranate

What your bottom hole looks like when you've got piles

Poor Doug... You should see his back passage looks like a kicked open pomegranate he'd give his left testicle for some anusol right now but some f***tards cleaned out the local cornershop

by OMG i dont believe it March 28, 2020

Open Ball

Given a metric space X with a point x in X, an open ball of radius r (a nonnegative real number) is the set of all points y in X such that d(x, y) < r

"Don't kick those open balls"

by Nah-Id-Win November 12, 2023

open a can o' whupass

A phrase stating, "beat the living shit out of". Commonly paired with: you, it, I'll, etc.

Whupass being a shortcut compound for "whoop ass".

I'll open a can o' whupass on you!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Crack open a cold one

Winning in fortnite

Person A:wanna crack open a cold one
Person B:let's get those w

by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020

Open up the Death Star

Common for younger men, condoms can be hidden in a scale model of the Death Star from Star Wars. Thus the phrase "open up the death star" means to have sex with a woman, as you are opening it to get "supplies".

Jason: Yo, Bernardo, Lauren is so DTF, are you gonna open up the Death Star?
Bernardo: I certainly hope so

by tambor58 April 21, 2010